See..?

One evening, while I was sitting on a bench, a boy walked past me and said :

"Hey bro, I hate your face...it's like a chocolate chip cookie smashed up by a mallet..."

He smirked, waiting to see my angry face, wanting to have a taste of a quick victory.

I stared at him. A cold, silent stare.

"Aha!" I said. Then I rummaged for something in my left pocket.

"What....you want to call your mummy? Huh?" Grinning wider, and evil too.

I pulled that thing out, slowly, and I put it on my face.

"How do you like it now...huh?" I said, putting on myself a low grin.

He rushed away, seemed to be strung out badly.

Actually,
I put on a Darth Vader mask, while mimicking the famous quote :

" You underestimate the power of the Dark Side! "

I won.